


RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE NEMESIS FULL
Room of 100 LasersĪnd finally, for a game where you kill a guy who wears a burlap sack, get stabbed with pitchforks, and punch open poorly constructed crates full of snakes behind an abandoned barn, there’s a lot of surprisingly high-tech stuff that also tries to kill you in Resident Evil 4. This whole sequence not making the road trip to 2023 kind of sucks a bit because big trucks wrecking shop in video games are always a good time. Throughout this demolition derby, Leon rides flatbed, gunning down murderous attackers and fending off grabby psychopaths while Ashley smashes through walls and hitchhikers. That is at least until she gets her hands on the steering wheel of a large bulldozer and starts tearing ass through a remote island off the coast of Spain. Through most of Resident Evil 4, kidnapped president’s daughter and recent flip phone demolisher Ashley Graham requires constant protection from rescuer Leon S Kennedy. This whole section is gone in Resident Evil 4 Remake, although there is a derelict, nonfunctional ski-lift behind the house where you hole up with Luis to fend off waves of other grandfatherly henchmen. The Ski-Lift Sequenceīitores Mendez is a tall, annoying man who is a frequent pain in the ass to Leon, so it’s only natural that the only way to get to his house is by riding a ski lift while a dozen of his grandfatherly henchmen try to shoot you to death. In RE4 Remake, his big stone mech is still there, but he’s just stuck in one place and won’t run after you because he’s surrounded by scaffolding, although he will try to kill you with fire unless you shoot the back of his neck and blow up his big stupid little head. So to compensate for his lack of loftiness, he built a gigantic stone mech version of himself who chases you full speed over crumbling bridges while trying to stomp you to death. Salazar is a funny little villain with a Napoleon complex. This was one of the most visually distinct areas in the entire game so it’s definitely kind of a bummer that it’s gone. The 2005 version had you enter a long, lava-filled hall called the Dragon Room where huge fire-breathing dragon statues attempted to burn you to death while you tried to reach a treasure chest on the other side. In 2023’s Resident Evil 4, you still go searching for stone animal body parts to open a door in the castle section, but the way you collect them has been reworked entirely from the original. It’s kind of a bummer he’s gone because I would have loved to see how this awful creature looked in the gorgeous modern RE engine, but it seems that when U-3 died in 2005, he died for good.

Nor is the second section afterwards where he chases you around a large figure eight-shaped area, smashing through doors and exploding oil drums like a Looney Tunes character. This tense, terrifying, dual-phased boss fight against a bald monster who looks like Frieza f*cked a scorpion is no longer in the game, and neither is the falling shipping container storage unit that you battle him in.
